![]() But, by the time I got my leotards on, the class was over.” ![]() ![]() I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour. I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors. – Bob HopeĪ woman on the phone to her friend: “I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, so I got my doctor’s permission to join a fitness club and start exercising…. You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. The waitress asked kindly, ‘Crushed nuts?’ ‘No,’ he replied, ‘Arthritis.’ Jimmy BuffetĪn old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself gently, painfully, up onto a stool… After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split. Wrinkles will only go where the smiles have been.
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